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Considering I'm mildly flexible but have a complete lack of coordination, can't support my body weight on my arms, and can neither juggle nor ride a unicycle nor any type of animal, I'm pretty sure the only job I'm qualified for is clown. And not a very amusing clown, either.

But if we're talking in fantasy-land, I'd totally want to do one of those Cirque du Soleil acts doing acrobatic tricks while swinging from ribbons. That looks cool as hell. But in general I would want to be anything in Cirque du Soleil because that shit is bananas. Seeing Alegria last year with Julia was one of the most awesome things I've ever done in my life.