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It would always be autumn. I would have one or maybe two trees and they'd always be red and orange. The air would perpetually have that crisp woodsmoke smell, the sky would usually be perfect blue with contrails left by nonexistent airplanes, unless it's raining, and I would have a fox or a cat but not a sheep. I would have an iris instead of a rose, and I don't care that it's not seasonally appropriate.

Also the entire planet would have wifi. What? Small planet.

There would be a little house with a library and a daybed instead of a bedroom, and a bathtub big enough to completely submerge in, and a basement because I like basements.

And if anybody I didn't like tried to come to my planet, I would shoot them down with fucking lasers, because every good home base needs lasers.