Nodding off while sitting on the couch, when I should be getting ready for work.

There is a knock at the door.

When I open it, no joke, looking for my brother is Cassidy Casablancas's real-life lookalike.

I have GOT to find out what that guy's name is. I told him Dennis was at class and he left. He looked incredibly pettable (and me still in my PJs).

Well, I'm awake now. (grudgingly.)